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A person who is an absolute dickhead and disgustingly so. A person who is a knob and a khobis.
F-Bomb: Yo Moon, you're a knob.
A-Gyal: Yo Moon, you're a khobis.
Moon: I am indeed a Knobis.
Knobis by jibcheese January 21, 2017
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Knobis Poopis

The act of giving oral sex to one while that person takes a Dingis Poopis. (see Dingus Poopis)
Did you hear what Cloe did to Bryan last saturday? I heard she gave him a crazy Knobis Poopis.
Knobis Poopis by cristophertroy November 23, 2010
A person who works despite a strike is going on. Synonym: Strikebreaker, Black-Leg.

Knobsticks are employed worldwide since the 19th century, wherever workers go on strike or engage in related actions. United Kingdom laws permit strikebreaking, and courts have significantly restricted the right of unions to punish members who act as Knobsticks. In the U.S, employers enjoy the unrestricted right to permanently replace strikers with strikebreakers.
Foreigners do not steal jobs, bosses and Knobsticks do.

meat knobs 

Nipples. Specifically, nipples – male or female – which protrude significantly from the chest or breast. Nipples visible through clothing.
Wow. Did you get a look at Gar's meat knobs? Maybe he was cold or something.
meat knobs by jacko_jackson January 11, 2012
A fat sloth who lives his life lying on a couch, slowly stewing in his own filth.
Q: Where's knobbsy? A: He's in Trefeg.
knobbsy by Knobbsfan April 12, 2008

Joff Knobie 

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich
My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night
Joff Knobie by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010
Doing/saying something socially awkward or outwardly obvious to fill silence.
In queue at a cotton candy stand, a knabism would be to ask the people in the queue in front of you: "are you buying cotton candy"

In a high-school literature class, after having studied the Grimm brothers, a knabism would be to ask if the Grimm brothers wrote Shrek.
Knabism by L'ecuyer de Godefroy October 24, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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