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(n) a condition where a man has undergone surgery and his knob has been medically removed or just basically any sort ot dickhead who no one believes an an actual knob
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Knobless
Knobless by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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A transitional condition where most of the penis.and possibly testicled have already been removed. Hiowevery is not 100% complete.
I am knobless now but they will.for that to heal them I probably have some more.suthrry time,,(,period BOOM) THEN I'm going straight to the girls change room flashing my new tits and vag and entering the 200m spring to get some respectta. ,,,, ,^_^
Knobless by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾
Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"

Knobsessed 

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).
Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"
Knobsessed by MagickDio February 8, 2010

knotless 

it mean knotless … or braids
i got 30 …30 what …$ ….knotless
knotless by annawithdafatbutt June 14, 2021

knowless 

to have no knowledge of.
I voted in the last election but when it comes to politics, I am completely KNOWLESS.
knowless by tattizzle66 August 14, 2010
Shortened version of knob problems. A plural regarding a problem/s one is having with their knob.
Noctaurus : lunchtime
shock : i'm talking about my knoblems and noc thinks of lunch
knoblems by shock. June 11, 2006