kobies 

synonym: babies/children

I will have to pick up the kobies from school today.

Did you feed the koby?

kobies by lpaper February 10, 2010

Kobeism 

The belief that one person can inspire a generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries and never give up.

Dj is showing Kobeism on the court.

Kobeism by recklesswrld January 27, 2020

Kobiee

Really skinny beauty with brown curly hair. Usually has big brown doe-like eyes and a caring heart. Best friends with a giraffe. Always the life of the party but really shy, too. Quiet to strangers but loud amongst friends. Loyal and a really good artist. She puts Van Gogh to shame.

Princess Livs: Wow that picture is really good.
Kobiee: Yeah, it's mine.

Kobiee by Princess Livs December 10, 2012

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) 

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) by C44444 January 2, 2019

Kobeism 

The belief that one person can inspire an entire generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries, and to never, ever give up

The Black Mamba always followed Kobeism

Kobeism by saggy tater tits January 27, 2020

Kobied 

A grenade kill in any FPS must be accompanied with the killer shouting "KOBIED." This call originated from COD4 where a well placed grenade imitates Kobe O'Brien making a basket.

Kaiser: Oh! You just got KOBIED!

Kobied by Kaiser: May 7, 2009

kobesexual 

a person, usually a California resident, who exhibits extreme feelings of desire and admiration for LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant

These damn kobesexuals are starting to annoy me.

kobesexual by Jude August 13, 2004