kobies

synonym: babies/children

I will have to pick up the kobies from school today.

Did you feed the koby?

by lpaper February 10, 2010

Kobeism

The belief that one person can inspire a generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries and never give up.

Dj is showing Kobeism on the court.

by recklesswrld January 27, 2020

Kobiee

Really skinny beauty with brown curly hair. Usually has big brown doe-like eyes and a caring heart. Best friends with a giraffe. Always the life of the party but really shy, too. Quiet to strangers but loud amongst friends. Loyal and a really good artist. She puts Van Gogh to shame.

Princess Livs: Wow that picture is really good.
Kobiee: Yeah, it's mine.

by Princess Livs December 10, 2012

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

Kobeism

The belief that one person can inspire an entire generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries, and to never, ever give up

The Black Mamba always followed Kobeism

by saggy tater tits January 27, 2020

Kobied

A grenade kill in any FPS must be accompanied with the killer shouting "KOBIED." This call originated from COD4 where a well placed grenade imitates Kobe O'Brien making a basket.

Kaiser: Oh! You just got KOBIED!

by Kaiser: May 7, 2009

kobesexual

a person, usually a California resident, who exhibits extreme feelings of desire and admiration for LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant

These damn kobesexuals are starting to annoy me.

by Jude August 13, 2004