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A person who is an absolute dickhead and disgustingly so. A person who is a knob and a khobis.
F-Bomb: Yo Moon, you're a knob.
A-Gyal: Yo Moon, you're a khobis.
Moon: I am indeed a Knobis.
Knobis by jibcheese January 21, 2017
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knobshine 

Oral sex performed on a male. Hence "shining the knob". Can be used as an insult.
"What a knobshine!"
"Give us a knobshine, will ya?"
knobshine by ladyhancock March 24, 2003

knobshite 

A derogatory term primarily used in the Republic of Ireland, sometimes as an insult between friends.
Shut up Seamus you feckin knobshite.
knobshite by yowassupbro July 31, 2011

knobbish 

Action or behavior similar to that of a knob, thought not necessarily implying that one is a knob.
Tom thinks his idea of good music rocks, and he thinks everything else sucks. That's really knobbish.
knobbish by boo January 5, 2005

Knobis Poopis

The act of giving oral sex to one while that person takes a Dingis Poopis. (see Dingus Poopis)
Did you hear what Cloe did to Bryan last saturday? I heard she gave him a crazy Knobis Poopis.
Knobis Poopis by cristophertroy November 23, 2010

knobshank 

Dependant on tone and context, knobshank can be used as a friendly or unfriendly term to insult someone who may have done something, or simply is, stupid.
Friendly: 'I can't believe how drunk you got, you knobshank.'

Unfriendly: 'That guy is a complete knobshank.'
knobshank by Bob October 31, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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