knobiness 

A person who exudes that he/she is a total knob. A knob being someone who is a cyber geek.

"We (us three) appreciate your knobiness! Is that a word???(it is now)"

knobiness by Miss Brackets June 23, 2006

Knobsessed 

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).

Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"

Knobsessed by MagickDio February 8, 2010

kookiness 

When IPhone takes Koolness. Smokes a little weed. Tjen gives You something like what just happened. While I was typing this. Then becomes tjen. Oh you might want a kookie if you are high.

Friend.. I'll be over soon. Me ok Kookiness.

kookiness by LOGOX June 29, 2016

Knobsessed 

When a person is completely infatuated with the knob on the end of a cock.

Your mom wouldn't take my dick out of her mouth after she saw my knob. She's fucking knobsessed dude, take her a psychologist.

Knobsessed by one_sick_fuck June 29, 2009

Knobies 

To give oral sex to a male; Slang for "giving head"
Pronounced: NOB-EE-S

That girl gave good knobies!

Knobies by snowflakee January 5, 2010

keebiness 

The act of possessing koreaboo characteristics

Keeb: Hahaha omg did u know that the korean word for your significant other is “jagi”???? ttat translates to “oneself”!!!! isn’t that adorable ?? I want to go to korea someday :////

Non-keeb: Miss me with that keebiness, Keeb.

keebiness by Peasant Factory Boyz January 23, 2018

knobess 

A woman that disregards popular opinion and is a complete knob

Linda is such a knobess

knobess by TJNZ April 17, 2021