If you call any Nathan a Nathaniel without their specific permission they will kill you and your whole family.
James: Yo! Nathaniel, wanna play Minecraft?

Nathan: No, but do you wanna die?

James: No, not really...

Nathan: Well to bad. *repeatedly stabs James*

James: Why did you do this, bro?

Nathan: Because you called me Nathaniel! That's not my name retard!
by CocoaVirus June 4, 2020
he exists
Nathan exists.
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
The type of friend you always want to have around. A Nathan likes to crack dumb jokes and play video games. Sometimes they can be a little annoying though
Nathan is awesome.
Yeah, he is a good friend
by dh831 October 14, 2020
I am a Nathan, a lot of these descriptions are quite true.

Nathans can be angry enough to kill someone and then be sweeter than a bowl of sugar in the blink of an eye.
We remain loyal sometimes even if our trust has been betrayed multiple times.
We can be supportive of things we don’t understand and or don’t agree with.
And we will always try to lift up the people we think of as friends.
Bully: I bet your friend’s p*nis is tiny!

Nathan: Actually, if he lays at the base of Mt. Everest with an erection it casts a shadow on the peek.
by No One’s King October 13, 2020
One of the greatest guys alive. He can be quiet and serious but suddenly turns into this chatty bubbly hillarious person. Someone who understands how to act around different people, he takes other peoples thoughts into mind. He can spend hours thinking of something that means alot to him. One of the best boyfriends, he's sweet; reliable; trustworthy; loving; caring etc. He's one of the funnest people to hang round with, whatever the weather. He can be flirtly but also knows how to be just a simple friend. Any person who knows a Nathan is truely lucky, and to be his girlfriend then they're truely blessed. He's also one of the greatest friends you can ever have, he can relate to things that you say, understands how to talk to someone depending there mood. He can be quirky at times, at is never seen without a smile in his eyes. Girls hearts melt around him. He has a story to tell. A huge dog-lover. A guy called Nathan is like an Angel from heaven, you don't expect to need him to be in your life, but once he is, you realise how much you do need him and how much you never want to loose him, you couldn't loose him! Nathan is a pleasure to both guys and girls, he's can have a laugh, give advice, be blunt, you can talk with him about anything. He's the most beautiful creature alive. When you see him you smile, either on the out or inside, or even both. He's sucha great guy! xxxx
Nathan's so amazing

I'm so lucky to have a Nathan

Damn, my Nathan is beautiful!
by Lindsey'c19 August 21, 2011