Alex: "Netflix is Hulu's dirty little cousin"

Rae:"Netflix is definitely that family member that you dodge at family events"

The reason no one has a life anymore. E.g. I haven't left my bed in 24 hours, I blame Netflix

Alex:"Netflix is like Hulu's dirty little cousin."

Rae:"Yeah, I totally agree. Netflix is like that family member everyone dodges at family reuinuons because they're full of trash"

Friend: Dude you should move out of your mom's basement.
Me: But she pays for my netflix.

Guy 1: "Hey let's go to Hollywood video and find that one movie about the girl who has teeth in her vagina!"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, let's just get it from Netflix, they are the only one's who carry it."

Anna netflixed for a whole week straight! I can't believe she did that, I wish I could be her

Castiel: Dean, what are you doing? You are supposed to be doing research..
Sam: Don't worry, I'm doing th-
Dean: SHSSHSSSHHHH I'M TRYING TO WATCH NETFLIX. I'M WATCHING SUPERNATURAL AND I REALLY SHIP THESE TWO GUYS, CASTIEL AND DEAN!
Sam & Castiel: ....
Castiel: I WANT TO WATCH TOO.
Dean: Sure.
Castiel: What is shipping? Why do they look like us? Do you ship them Sam?
Dean & Sam: ....