Joff

1) a misspelling of jeff even though the E key is 5 keys away from the O key
2)a mocking name of someone who is lazy or annoying
3)the name of a diabolical sandwich only made by gods of cooking

1) Hey joff!
2)i think you are more of a joff.
3)im gonna SLAM that Joff

by spoggus September 3, 2018

Joff

Mixing the words jacking and off

“Sorry bro I was joff”

by Swagner708 December 2, 2018

Joff

The abrevation of the phrase "jacking off" which is the act of stoking a cock until completion

"Dude Caleb, I had a major Joff session last night, shit got wild"
"After work I'm gonna go home, make some food, Joff real quick, then maybe take a shower"

by Deepfried Napalm January 17, 2023

Joff

The ship name for Youtube star Jack Maynard and Reality star Georgia (toff) Toffolo.

Isn’t Joff just a match made in heaven?!

by Okayyy then August 13, 2018

Joff

Someone that appreciates the underrated world of randomness

A Randomist

he wore his labcoat while wondering around the museum, such joffish behaviour.

by Jimbabwe47 February 16, 2009

Joff

The most amazing dude, loves rats, probably gay as Hell. He's great, an amazing friend, just the best. Gets overly obsessed with things very easily, and probably annoys his friends because of talking about his obsessions so much. He's very handsome.

-"Did you hear about that guy who has a crush on his sibling?"
-"Yeah, his name is Joff!"
-"Wait, but isn't he gay?"

by JoffreyTheKing April 30, 2020

to joff

a verb meaning 'to muck about'. said when somebody is being particularly silly or annoying.

'stop joffing about'
'i was joffing about'
'i thought he was going to joff about today'

by created by will at jess' party September 23, 2006