knobess

A woman that disregards popular opinion and is a complete knob

Linda is such a knobess

by TJNZ April 17, 2021

Knobsessed

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).

Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"

by MagickDio February 8, 2010

knobass

A person who gets their kicks from sitting on doorknobs, generally of the smooth, round variety.

"I'm sorry, I dont speak with a knobass."

by Karma's Enigma August 22, 2003

Knobsessed

When a person is completely infatuated with the knob on the end of a cock.

Your mom wouldn't take my dick out of her mouth after she saw my knob. She's fucking knobsessed dude, take her a psychologist.

by one_sick_fuck June 29, 2009

knoess

knoess refers to a pig loose in the kitchen

Hey tommy, did you hear about the knoess?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Knobless

(n) a condition where a man has undergone surgery and his knob has been medically removed or just basically any sort ot dickhead who no one believes an an actual knob

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Knobless

by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023

Knobless

A transitional condition where most of the penis.and possibly testicled have already been removed. Hiowevery is not 100% complete.

I am knobless now but they will.for that to heal them I probably have some more.suthrry time,,(,period BOOM) THEN I'm going straight to the girls change room flashing my new tits and vag and entering the 200m spring to get some respectta. ,,,, ,^_^

by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023