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A woman that disregards popular opinion and is a complete knob
Linda is such a knobess
knobess by TJNZ April 17, 2021
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Knobsessed 

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).
Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"
Knobsessed by MagickDio February 8, 2010
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A person who gets their kicks from sitting on doorknobs, generally of the smooth, round variety.
"I'm sorry, I dont speak with a knobass."
knobass by Karma's Enigma August 22, 2003

Knobsessed 

When a person is completely infatuated with the knob on the end of a cock.
Your mom wouldn't take my dick out of her mouth after she saw my knob. She's fucking knobsessed dude, take her a psychologist.
Knobsessed by one_sick_fuck June 29, 2009
knoess refers to a pig loose in the kitchen
Hey tommy, did you hear about the knoess?
knoess by anonymous September 14, 2020
(n) a condition where a man has undergone surgery and his knob has been medically removed or just basically any sort ot dickhead who no one believes an an actual knob
I was speaking to someone fFran SanFranvwho lives a rental. They arre ver intrliignt end and I heard them use this term. Referring to to each other other people.who for large 8mtenrrnatinsl companies but cannot afford an apartment.

Knobless
Knobless by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
A transitional condition where most of the penis.and possibly testicled have already been removed. Hiowevery is not 100% complete.
I am knobless now but they will.for that to heal them I probably have some more.suthrry time,,(,period BOOM) THEN I'm going straight to the girls change room flashing my new tits and vag and entering the 200m spring to get some respectta. ,,,, ,^_^
Knobless by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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