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A middle-class man who thinks he can control other people's behavior, "because he said so".
I worked on this outfit all night for the dance, and now my dad is telling me to get rid of it. That's a Darren for you.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 March 19, 2021
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง โ™€๏ธ.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know ๐Ÿ˜ซ"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight ๐Ÿง "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
by Doja's simp April 09, 2021
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A middle-aged man, who thinks he can control the lives of other people because he said so.
"You better not. Come on..."
-Some Darren

"Do it son. Or I'll shave your head."
-Some Darren

"You gotta grow up now. No more with these clothes."
-Some Darren
by Justicewithtacosandweed March 19, 2021
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A fun, smart, cool guy to hang out with and doesn't like haters who hate the name Darren because they know Darren is a badass! He's one who will stand his ground for his girl (girlfriend/wife) and will never let anyone get in the way of his friends...he is amazing and loves sports and will always show you a good time even when your sad, he will always find a way to make you smile. He is handsome, sexy, and is easy to become friends with...he will never break a promise EVER....if you love him he will love you back the same...he knows what's right and wrong and will always be there for you...always...Darren is the one you will love as a friend or girlfriend or soulmate...he's the one you won't forget...Remember the name...Darren
He's so sexy he's such a Darren
by Dernage August 15, 2015
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A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.
Damnnn, that guy is one bad ass motherfucker, his name must be Darren!

by agnjlk March 08, 2007
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