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An intelligent person who can be very, very shy at times. Usually stubborn, tends to be funny and is always a good friend to have.
Friend 1: Who's that kid?
Friend 2: Oh he definitely looks like a Samson to me
by Haddix March 01, 2011
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A guy who stays in the park after dark to take niggas goodie holes. He is around 6'10" he is black and bald. If you cut off his dick it grows back twice as long. If you are in the park and hear a smacking sound RUN. Samson can bench 1000 pounds and squats around 3,459 and can run at 25 miles and hour. Don't go through the park after dark or he will take that goodie hole.
Samson widened my goodie hole.
by chikachicka September 24, 2009
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The dog as-seen in the GIF below. It is a really nice dog, with a deep voice. You need to look him up on youtube (Samson en Gert). It is dutch, but what do you care, right? It is a program for kids, the maker (gert) fucked all of the three members of a kids-girlband called K-3. It has nothing to do with the KKK.
A: I want a dog
B: You should take Samson, he's amazing
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by YouknowwhoIamDavid March 01, 2017
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sweet man.
from regina spektor's song- "samson"
"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"
by ___emily May 08, 2007
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