nob

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.

Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.

by Zaarin2007 December 27, 2007

nob

A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.

1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?

by Vikas Shah July 2, 2002

Nob

A nob is British slang for a posh person, probably from 'nobility'. It is NOT a knob. That isn't to say nobs can't be knobs.

David Cameron is such a nob.

by notanob November 4, 2014

nob

The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck

"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"

by nic_908 April 23, 2007

NOB

NOB is an insult word directed to an Idiot.

It’s mainly used when someone does or says something completely and utterly idiotic, and you yell it at them in recoil of the stupid situation that just occurred.

Person 1: *Drops glass of water*
Person 1: “Oh no! I dropped my glass of water! Now there’s glass and water everywhere...”
Person 2: “Oh my god, you NOB!”

by CranberrySprite September 9, 2019

Nob

A penis that is very thin at the base, but gradually gets thicker until it looks like, well, a door knob, hence the name.

"I've got a nob and it's very wiggly

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Nob

Derogatory word for the male sexual organ aka penis.

Tom has got a small nob. He likes to stick his small nob into Dale regularly

by Fat Steesh August 12, 2005