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a small group of people who constantly session on and pride themselfs on being alcholics and cud possibly be the best drinkers in the world!koolies are also know to travel in packs and 1 day pland to take over the world.it was rumored that the koolies beat chuck norris in a drinking contest but the fbi covered it up saying that chuck norris could never be beat and that his drink was spiked with 100 elephant tranks (per drink) it still ended in a draw.
oh man i was sessioning with the koolies last nite and i couldnt keep up with them they drink like fishs
koolies by clerk 1 of 5 October 3, 2008
The can’t be bothereds/f@cked’s
I’m not doing the work today I’ve got the koombies.
Koombies by Yalc February 7, 2021

koobietalk 

Foolish or meaningless words or actions. e.g. nonsense.
That broad is just spouting off koobietalk.
koobietalk by Michael C. Mettler January 3, 2005

Hoobie-koobie 

Slang term that holds the place of almost any adjective. Can be used as a positive or negative placeholder or for when you just forget the word you are looking for......
Did you hear what Carolyn did last night, that girl is such a hoobie-koobie

That Damn prick is such a hoobie-koobie

Did You see that frickin hoobie-koobie jump the tracks, dude is like fly

That hoobie-koobie just went and did it again

Where did you go and put that Damn hoobie-koobie this time

Where is that side beta when I need him, such a hobbie-koobie
Hoobie-koobie by SaltnSand December 28, 2018
I will have to pick up the kobies from school today.

Did you feed the koby?
kobies by lpaper February 10, 2010
(Used in the plural) Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States
1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.
kooties by dakangan January 28, 2006