Jocqui

A beautiful male individual, caring, may irk your nerves but it's only because he cares

makes a great bestfriend/boyfriend.
he has a temper, but he takes of the steam by the best sex you'll ever had ;)

Girl: I need a Jocqui in my life.

by mannypaquio December 15, 2012

Jacqui

Jacqui is a cool cucumber. the nicest person ever. she is hilarious. I always learn so much much from her. you've got such nice teeth. she can be trusted implicitly. She will be your favorite person to spend time with, she has nice hair and stunning eyes. If you meet a Jacqui you will be enlightened. She is the wisest most beautiful person you will ever meet. You know that feeling when your on the beach, the cool air flowing through your hair and the tide suddenly comes up and you are hit with a monster wave and then you go home, freezing cold only to be met by a nice warm shower already prepared for you... Thats Jacqui

i got home after a long and hard day and I have a shower I am feeling very jacqui right now.

by ANDYiscool123 August 27, 2018

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".

Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021

Joaquin

A beautiful name meaning "God will judge". They're very complicated yet simple people. Down to earth. Open minded. Confuses the one who loves him. Seems like a player but is 100% loyal to the people he loves. Very self-controlled although his temper may decide to get the best of him if disrespected. Never truly been in love. Goes with the flow. Joaquins are talkative and very animated using they're body to explain their words. Outgoing. They may be a bit of a alcoholic but handle it well. They're eyes will tell you everything you want to know. They're intense lovers, not many have experienced them. So consider yourself special as fuck if he chooses you in any way. These people will do anything for they're friends and family. Helping others makes them happy. Seeing life differently than most they tend to keep a part of themselves locked away. Only few know the real Joaquin.The only downside to him is that he is unpredictable. You'll never really know what he's up to until he wants you too but his intentions are always good. The energy of a Joaquin will introduce itself before they enter the room. Capable of anything. Overall Joaquins are completely original and loved by most.

Amazing is simply the definition of a Joaquin.
"That dude pulled a Joaquin"
Can't get enough of Joaquin

by Yolifeisyours1000 December 18, 2016

Joaquina

If you ever met a girl named Joaquina, you won't regret it. Ever. She's gonna be the one who you can let out all your weirderness, and she'll love you just like that. Seriously, who else would do that?

I once called Joaquina an alpaca...she yelled me as one.

by Raichumon January 25, 2014

Joaquin Moment

The moment of greatness. Life some would say.

Guy1: So has was it
Guy2: Had sex it was a Joaquin Moment

by Joaquin Moment December 29, 2020

Jacquing off

The act of masturbating while in France or a Francophone country

"Did you bang any hot chicks during study abroad in Paris?"
"Nah man, but I did do a lot of jacquing off"

by bácón March 22, 2022