A tiny sub-species of the human race. Mainly raised in midget mills, for the entertainment of normal people. Midgets in the wild are attracted to sugar packets, and if captured they serve many purposes, such as, midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables.

The most evil being on planet earth. They spend their days hunting mankind and eating our souls. They hide in vending machine, around dark corners, under bridges, and Nationals stadium. The natural born enemy of the pint sized menace is the Ginger, as they have no soul to eat.

Crowded elevators smell different to these people

A special human created by God so that pedophiles would have something legal to play with.

Pocket sized people for travel convience.

mid grade marijuana

kick ass dwarfed humans. Do not piss midgets off because they will kick your ass and you know it.