A tiny sub-species of the human race. Mainly raised in midget mills, for the entertainment of normal people. Midgets in the wild are attracted to sugar packets, and if captured they serve many purposes, such as, midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables.
I bought sugar packets, so I can capture the coveted and rare asian midget to complete my collection.
by jesse April 21, 2005
The most evil being on planet earth. They spend their days hunting mankind and eating our souls. They hide in vending machine, around dark corners, under bridges, and Nationals stadium. The natural born enemy of the pint sized menace is the Ginger, as they have no soul to eat.
by deepthroat_nohomo May 29, 2012
by Bouf October 13, 2004
by Father Mel Kizadeck March 25, 2005
by vegthewalrus December 18, 2004
I am a midget
by lazyassloser March 25, 2004