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A beautiful name meaning "God will judge". They're very complicated yet simple people. Down to earth. Open minded. Confuses the one who loves him. Seems like a player but is 100% loyal to the people he loves. Very self-controlled although his temper may decide to get the best of him if disrespected. Never truly been in love. Goes with the flow. Joaquins are talkative and very animated using they're body to explain their words. Outgoing. They may be a bit of a alcoholic but handle it well. They're eyes will tell you everything you want to know. They're intense lovers, not many have experienced them. So consider yourself special as fuck if he chooses you in any way. These people will do anything for they're friends and family. Helping others makes them happy. Seeing life differently than most they tend to keep a part of themselves locked away. Only few know the real Joaquin.The only downside to him is that he is unpredictable. You'll never really know what he's up to until he wants you too but his intentions are always good. The energy of a Joaquin will introduce itself before they enter the room. Capable of anything. Overall Joaquins are completely original and loved by most.
Amazing is simply the definition of a Joaquin.
"That dude pulled a Joaquin"
Can't get enough of Joaquin
by Yolifeisyours1000 December 18, 2016
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A very talented young man, very attractive and muscular. One of the bravest men you will ever meet and capable of anything due to his confidence. Ladies are usually thrilled when they hear about this man because he is down to earth and friendly but can have one heck of an attitude.
by jt0158 April 07, 2011
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A funny, lovely and beautiful boy, who loves sport. He is a very good friend. Any girl will be lucky to have him(Me).
Joaquin is my boyfriend
by Isa123 March 16, 2015
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A very handsome, attractive outgoing guy. He is very good with relationships and will never let you down. He is courageous and will never turn down a challenge. He is as slick as an assassin but can also be moody at times.

His name also goes very well with Marissa.
That guy is so awesome ! its almost as if he is a Joaquin !
by Joaq April 15, 2013
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Joaquin (pronounced Wa-keen) A slang term used in the South of England for flatulents or farting.
Shaun just cracked a stinking Joaquin.

Or. somethings smells, who Joaqined ?
by toplad2012 May 14, 2012
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