Moment

When somebody tries to be funny and nobody laughs.

Joe: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9.
Sam: That's a moment.

by cpastig May 14, 2016

Moment

Someone having a major spaz

Quit having a moment!
That kid is a huge moment

by Roii December 06, 2010

Moment

We live in the age of distraction. Yet one of life's sharpest paradoxes is that your brightest future hinges on your ability to pay attention to the present.In our current twenty-first century lives, it’s not easy. There’s always something coming up that we need to prepare for or anticipate, and our lives are so well-documented that it’s never been easier to get lost in the past.

Live in the moment

by mennäperille December 17, 2019

Moment

A homo moment. A clear moment of gayness.

Joe asking Ed for some hobble d'gee was the result of a sudden MOment of clarity.

by The Mail-man February 25, 2009

Moment Moment

The moment where you realize that this is a moment.

This is a moment moment

by mikabugg May 16, 2022

moment moment moment

The moment you realize that this is a moment moment, thus it becoming a moment moment moment.

Lady: This is such a moment moment.

Mike: If it's a moment moment, wouldn't it then be a moment moment moment?
Lady: True
Mike: Then that becomes a moment moment moment moment, which goes on forever...
Lady: Creating a momentception

by afivev July 08, 2022

that moment

While this phrase was previously used to preface a statement with which the speaker or writer attempts to relate to the audience's or readership's similar experiences, the phrase is now primarily used on social media arbitrarily to describe any experience the social media user wants no matter how idiosyncratic.

Example of Previous Use:

Speaker: That moment when you realize you've fallen in love.

Listener: Oh yeah, that moment...

Example of Current Use:

Writer: That moment when you've been abducted by aliens and you realize you really should have voted for John McCain.

Reader: Oh yeah, THAT moment...

by michaeljritter December 13, 2015