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When somebody tries to be funny and nobody laughs.
Joe: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9.
Sam: That's a moment.
by cpastig May 14, 2016
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A unit of time. Useful in many different circumstances.

Man getting ready for a date: 3 seconds

Woman getting ready for a date: 45 minutes

Time for which it takes your friend to leave the house: 3 minutes

A historical event (a moment in time): depends if it is the sinking of the titanic (hours), impact of fat man (.01 milliseconds)

Interval of time it takes to complete computer repairs in a movie: 2.45 seconds (always followed by the word “there”)

A threat: 16 seconds give or take a few.

Well hell, a unit of time it takes to do anything. All you have to say is “in a moment” and they (friends/family/gun toting villains) have to wait until your done. Except if you get shot cus that would suck, but at least it’ll only take a moment.
You have one moment

I'll be down in a moment

In a moment

Just give me a moment

It was just a moment and it was done

Screw you guys, it was only a moment
by gammadelta1 October 01, 2007
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Short for lowbrow moment, a single story from www.lowbrow.com
Dude, I read a fuckin' hilarious moment today
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A brief and speechless lapse of time between two individuals who, while gazing into each other's eyes, just know what's up.
Dude... I just had a moment with the lunch lady.
by SirLunchbox August 22, 2016
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