jacquin 

a person who is tall, quirky and fun. they have a deep heart and mind and will always think into everything. They are a joy to be around and can make friends with any type of people. they care about their friendships and will do anything to make more

“she is such a Jacquin, isn’t she?”
“yeaahhh” :)

jacquin by jehu ben and your mom November 23, 2021

jacquin 

The hottest man alive that has a big penis and even a bigger heart

I want to fuck Jacquin and his big cock

jacquin by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jacqui 

Jacqui is a cool cucumber. the nicest person ever. she is hilarious. I always learn so much much from her. you've got such nice teeth. she can be trusted implicitly. She will be your favorite person to spend time with, she has nice hair and stunning eyes. If you meet a Jacqui you will be enlightened. She is the wisest most beautiful person you will ever meet. You know that feeling when your on the beach, the cool air flowing through your hair and the tide suddenly comes up and you are hit with a monster wave and then you go home, freezing cold only to be met by a nice warm shower already prepared for you... Thats Jacqui

i got home after a long and hard day and I have a shower I am feeling very jacqui right now.

Jacqui by ANDYiscool123 August 27, 2018

Jacquing off 

The act of masturbating while in France or a Francophone country

"Did you bang any hot chicks during study abroad in Paris?"
"Nah man, but I did do a lot of jacquing off"

Jacquing off by bácón March 22, 2022

Jacqui Smith 

The current home secretary of the United Kingdom. Also goes by the nickname of, "crazy fascist bitch", because of her persistent attempts to turn Britain into a police state. She is completely incompetent and unfit for her job, she is a threat to our fundamental rights and should be sacked for the things shes done.

One of her many insane plans is to introduce a database that records all internet search data, all emails and all mobile phone calls. If thats not fascistic, then i dont know what is. Luckily this has recieved huge backlash from the public and other MPs, so hopefully the evil bitch will be out of office before she gets a chance to implement this.

She also lied about the crime rate in the UK, telling us that serious crimes like murder, rape and assault were down, when in actual fact they have been going up each year. Her excuse was that crimes had been underreported (whatever that means), but its most likely a lie, just because she cant admit that shes fucked the country up herself.

Bitch.

Jacqui Smith: "Every home will be fitted with cctv so we can monitor everything you do. You wont be allowed to leave your house without permission from the home office. This is to combat terrorism, it has nothing to do with the fact that im a crazy power mad whore".

The general public: "Fuck you Smith! we wont do what you tell us, enough is enough, EVERYBODY RIOT, OVERTHROW THIS FASCIST REGIME!!!!"

Jacqui Smith by FUCK YOU JACQUI SMITH December 20, 2008

Jacqulin 

A cute and friendly girl at first than will make you die of laughter. She will hype you up no matter what. She falls for guys too fast but doesn’t let anyone know, she’s a little depressed but she ain’t got the time to think about it. She cry’s when she’s yelled at and she thinks it makes her look weak but it’s okay to show emotions! She always tries to keep it together when she’s with people and than cries in the shower or in her room with the door locked!

Boy: “Jacqulin’s so quiet does she ever talk?”

Friend: “you just need to be friends with her and you’ll see”

Jacqulin by Rebecca16:) July 14, 2020

Jacquie 

A beautiful, stylish girl.
Someone you want to spend a lot of time with. She's brilliant. Bring her home to mama, or just bring her home if you can!

I would love to be with a Jacquie.

Jacquie by badbeat March 20, 2009