2 definitions by Real life gangsta $

El Chapo

The biggest pussy on Earth. Also known as Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera.

Person 1: Fuck El chapo

person 2: Fuck that dworf lookin ass mf

by Real life gangsta $ December 7, 2021

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".

Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

by Real life gangsta $ December 7, 2021