Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.

Something men babies spend 9 months getting out of - and the rest of their lives trying to get back into ...

That which you are not getting because you're too busy looking it up on urbandictionary

1. Either a regular house cat or any of those other wild kitties. (Tigers, lions, linx, mountain lions...)
2. Part of the woman which acts like a friggen magnet towards a guys penis or the birth canal while the mother is in labor. basically the main reason why we males exist. =P

An amazing womanly organ pleasure center, feels good when licked, touched, massaged or twidled.

The box a dick comes in

1. Nice name for a cat
2. Slang for women's genitals
3. Cowardly