1) A member of the Homo-sapien race.
2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
1)
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.
2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.
2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
by Epicguyof1337 December 08, 2014
A fictional race of Argonimorphic apes, presented in books, movies, tales and in the real life. Humans are warm-blooded, soft-skinned, flat-faced, ugly mammals, who tent to make things that are beautiful ugly. The apes are rather unintelligent (the average intelligence quotient is 100), their main obsessions are domination, copulation (population over 6.600.000.000 and is still growing, it probably will until the apes run out of food, this obsession can also leads to deviations, which is some sort of a psyche decease or highly dangerous side effect), social integration (the more friends they have - the better it is). They are treacherous, best not to trust them. The aggression level is so high that they can't get on without killing each other, every excuse is good to start a military conflict, or at least humiliate the opposing side and show one's domination over the other side. Also, humans are very weird, for example, in a face to face contact to communicate you have not only use words, but also mimics, gesticulation and the so called, overall "body language". All in all, they have a tendency for over expression of their feelings, yet sometimes they seem to have no real feelings at all or have extremely shallow feelings. Some of them also believe in "faith", which is a thing that serves as an excuse for their mistakes and wrong life decisions. Most of the human governments, if not all of them, are Kleptocratic.
Humans also have very weird sense of beauty, they consider ugly things (for example: snow mountains) as "breath taking". In most cases they can't even use the simplest logic. Paradoxically, everything in their life must be in a perfect order, everything must have a number, a name, every single item has its very own place in their homes, work places or wherever. They also like lots of entertainment and they can't remain serious when required. It is also worth noticing that in the human societies the Emotional Quotient (also known as EQ, also known as inter personal intelligence or emotional intelligence) is far more important than the actual Intelligence Quotient, in other words: it's better if you are charming than if you are intelligent. Humans have created over 3.000 languages and there are more than two hundred countries. The reason why humans don't want to unite is unknown, although they use excuses such as "culture", "languages" and few other things. In human societies being cynical is perceived as a disadvantage, a bad element of personality. Humans are also very ignorant and arrogant.
A very good example of their ignorance is fiction they create. For some unknown reasons they think that other sentient races - if they, of course, exist, are exactly same as them. A perfect example of this are the fan-made Argonian related modifications for the video game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, where humans are showing their lack of most basic knowledge and logical reasoning by mistaking reptiles with mammals et cetera.
The only hope for stopping this madness is the nuclear weapons arsenal, which is possessed by some countries, such as Pakistan, India, France, United States, China, United Kingdom or Russia.
Note: This is not a sarcastic entry.
Humans also have very weird sense of beauty, they consider ugly things (for example: snow mountains) as "breath taking". In most cases they can't even use the simplest logic. Paradoxically, everything in their life must be in a perfect order, everything must have a number, a name, every single item has its very own place in their homes, work places or wherever. They also like lots of entertainment and they can't remain serious when required. It is also worth noticing that in the human societies the Emotional Quotient (also known as EQ, also known as inter personal intelligence or emotional intelligence) is far more important than the actual Intelligence Quotient, in other words: it's better if you are charming than if you are intelligent. Humans have created over 3.000 languages and there are more than two hundred countries. The reason why humans don't want to unite is unknown, although they use excuses such as "culture", "languages" and few other things. In human societies being cynical is perceived as a disadvantage, a bad element of personality. Humans are also very ignorant and arrogant.
A very good example of their ignorance is fiction they create. For some unknown reasons they think that other sentient races - if they, of course, exist, are exactly same as them. A perfect example of this are the fan-made Argonian related modifications for the video game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, where humans are showing their lack of most basic knowledge and logical reasoning by mistaking reptiles with mammals et cetera.
The only hope for stopping this madness is the nuclear weapons arsenal, which is possessed by some countries, such as Pakistan, India, France, United States, China, United Kingdom or Russia.
Note: This is not a sarcastic entry.
by Tekeeus March 21, 2008
A bipedal mammal that is so self-loathing that it mocks itself in every urban dictionary definition/synonym, including this one, but all-in-all is not actually that bad.
by Cadaei June 16, 2011
*Humans are the parasites of this world, they screw up everything, are stupid and far overrated, they keep fucking and getting children and expanding but kill other creatures when there are to many.
by Andrew Ryan is back April 30, 2010
by i dunno April 23, 2003
A human is you. I don't know why you'd look for this on the urban dictionary seeing as you most likely are one, but that's ok it's a free country.
(Unless it's not)
(Unless it's not)
by Pengueleon June 15, 2015
The absolute worst species - although possibly the most sophisticated, they are also the most stupid. Selfish riched crainiam a wrecking the planet and aren’t doing anything about it for multiple reasons. Such as: They are driven by power, and money, the earth most likely wont blow up in their life time. Humans are complete IDIOTS - and honestly no word can describe how stupid they are. There is a LOOONNG list of thing humans are doing wrong. ‘There are 2 things that are endless, human stupidity, and the universe, I’m not sure about the former’. Is a famous quote from a scientist known as ‘Albert Einstein’, who helped develop some thing humans are using to kill each other with. I may not be making much sense, but this is because I, like you - are unfortunately part of the HUMAN RACE.
And so - FUCK the humans, earth is FUCKED, and its because of the FUCKED up, FUCKING HUMANS!!!
*DISCLAIMER*
Some humans aren’t as fucked up as the ones in power. Some are achually trying to help the already fucked planet.
And so - FUCK the humans, earth is FUCKED, and its because of the FUCKED up, FUCKING HUMANS!!!
*DISCLAIMER*
Some humans aren’t as fucked up as the ones in power. Some are achually trying to help the already fucked planet.
by Beanton38 October 25, 2018