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joaquina pereyra 

Joaquina Pereyra is the best person ever and the funniest. She is very sexy and crazy!
Joaquina Pereyra is the best person i’ve ever met
joaquina pereyra by Toritofacha November 22, 2021

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera 

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".
Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!
A beautiful name meaning "God will judge". They're very complicated yet simple people. Down to earth. Open minded. Confuses the one who loves him. Seems like a player but is 100% loyal to the people he loves. Very self-controlled although his temper may decide to get the best of him if disrespected. Never truly been in love. Goes with the flow. Joaquins are talkative and very animated using they're body to explain their words. Outgoing. They may be a bit of a alcoholic but handle it well. They're eyes will tell you everything you want to know. They're intense lovers, not many have experienced them. So consider yourself special as fuck if he chooses you in any way. These people will do anything for they're friends and family. Helping others makes them happy. Seeing life differently than most they tend to keep a part of themselves locked away. Only few know the real Joaquin.The only downside to him is that he is unpredictable. You'll never really know what he's up to until he wants you too but his intentions are always good. The energy of a Joaquin will introduce itself before they enter the room. Capable of anything. Overall Joaquins are completely original and loved by most.
Amazing is simply the definition of a Joaquin.
"That dude pulled a Joaquin"
Can't get enough of Joaquin
Joaquin by Yolifeisyours1000 December 18, 2016

Joaquin Moment 

The moment of greatness. Life some would say.
Guy1: So has was it
Guy2: Had sex it was a Joaquin Moment
Joaquin Moment by Joaquin Moment December 29, 2020

pulling a joaquin 

The act of anticipating the grueling tasks involving team work and stepping forward as the pioneer of progress by beginning the work often keeping it simple and brief, thus removing oneself from the responsibility of monitoring the evolution of the project or rendering the final product.
On an email or text message:

"Hey team, i'll send the introduction to the 19th century Marxism paper, later tonight"

-That guy is pulling a Joaquin on us-
pulling a joaquin by Depardieus September 3, 2012

San Joaquin County 

county that thrives in the agricultural business. btn as "cattle country."
driving to los angeles, i saw a shitload of cows, while passing through san joaquin county.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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