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Jacqui is a cool cucumber. the nicest person ever. she is hilarious. I always learn so much much from her. you've got such nice teeth. she can be trusted implicitly. She will be your favorite person to spend time with, she has nice hair and stunning eyes. If you meet a Jacqui you will be enlightened. She is the wisest most beautiful person you will ever meet. You know that feeling when your on the beach, the cool air flowing through your hair and the tide suddenly comes up and you are hit with a monster wave and then you go home, freezing cold only to be met by a nice warm shower already prepared for you... Thats Jacqui
i got home after a long and hard day and I have a shower I am feeling very jacqui right now.
by ANDYiscool123 August 27, 2018
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Pronunciation: 'ja-kฤ“'
Function: noun, pronoun, adjective, verb, adverb, conjunction, preposition, it is multi-faceted
Etymology: Originates from deep interior of colorful Puerto Rican rainforests; originally from "Jacqueline" (best pronounced when said by the original J)
Date: Jacqui-ing since 1990
Plural: there is no plural
Variants: Wacky, Wackamama, nena, mijita, Lady Jacqui, Gracey, Crazy mama, J, Michelle
: To have a wacky outlook on life, full of color. Gives life to its surroundings, (if lucky enough to be part of them). Talkative due to extensive bank of experiences, may be prone to extended periods of laughter/sillyness. Yes, all of these seemingly unrelated definitions are contained within this word, such is the nature of this entity.
Individual A: I need to go to lab today, it's Saturday, but I have to work on some stuff
Individual B: Just make sure to pull a Jacqui: work hard on it but make sure you have some fun (and bake some pretty crazy ingredients)
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Individual A: We had a great time out last night, hung out with chill people, had good drinks, laughed a lot, felt pretty good..
Individual B: It's obvious your night was pretty Jacqui
by abu samra October 06, 2009
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An awesome breed of female, usually surrounded by a bunch of creepers and pervs she calls friends. She has great boobs (and I mean GREAT) and a fun sense of humor. Can usually be found laughing and beating someone's butt at gin rummy.
Why is that poor girl surrounded by pervs?...Oh her? She's a Jacqui, that's why.
by Dilly Dicker April 22, 2013
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The most gorgeous girl in the whole world, she is beautiful inside and out. The best friend anyone could ever have. Normally twins with someone called Avery. Always says shibby, and gives people low fives, and getting revenge on creeps with rapevans.
"wow shes the best friend ever"(one person)"is her name jacqui" (other)

"shibbby" "dayum she must be a jacqui"
by dolphinkick_4 February 01, 2010
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A girl who always sings loudly in stores, its so embarrassing
Jacqui: Lalalalal
Me: Jacqui stop singing so loudly, its embarrassing
by anth3a January 29, 2012
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1) A tribe of eskimo from the Canadia region. they spend most of their time getting buff by fighting polar bears, eating meese and walruses, and building igloos. When confronted with a problem, this peculiar eskimo will bitch excessively, argue, then make the other person/animal feel bad. A Jacqui's worst fear is getting beaten with a bat.

2) A powdery, italian desert made from whipped egg whites and powdered sugar. Extremely difficult to bake, because they deflate easily. Commonly known as a meringue
If a Jacqui (eskimo) were to eat a Jacqui (desert), you'd have a cannibalistic Jacqui.
by Poetic Meese June 26, 2009
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