Gappert

A strange or uncomfortable situation. Often seen in new relationships when there is nothing to say.

Bill and Cindy are such gappert huggers.

by goldenbeans84 April 30, 2012

dirty Goppert

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.

Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!

by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019

Random Gapper

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.

Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.

by mammoth boy May 27, 2011

gapperd

n. a person who can't remember something obvious or common knowledge. Someone who doesn't notice or realize something that is right in front of them.

Bennett- What school do I go to again?
Jackie- duh! this is xavier!
Tillea- wow jackie. you're such a gapperd! Bennett is a boy and therefore goes to Brophy! geezz

by Tillahizz February 10, 2009

gaypertunistic

Gaypertunisitc is when a "straight" person acts gay to get something they want.

Chris was low on cash so he went to the local gay bar to be gaypertunistic and have the old trolls by him drinks.

by Gay boy MA May 26, 2010

Gapperoni

Winning a race by any amount of carlengths over one. When you race someone’s 1.3 farttek in your grandmothers old fairmont, but he doesn’t realize you 5.3 swapped that whore.

Man I was delivering some gapperonis when John rolled his corolla to the redlight!

by Lsswapbro January 27, 2019

gapper

A derogatory term for a person originally from Saskatchewan, which is "The Gap" between Alberta and Manitoba.

Joe: What the hell, that car just cut us off!
Billy: F*cking gappers! Go back to your own province!

by CL_ December 26, 2007