Gappert 

A strange or uncomfortable situation. Often seen in new relationships when there is nothing to say.

Bill and Cindy are such gappert huggers.

Gappert by goldenbeans84 April 30, 2012

dirty Goppert 

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.

Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!

dirty Goppert by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019

Random Gapper 

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.

Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.

Random Gapper by mammoth boy May 27, 2011

gapperd 

n. a person who can't remember something obvious or common knowledge. Someone who doesn't notice or realize something that is right in front of them.

Bennett- What school do I go to again?
Jackie- duh! this is xavier!
Tillea- wow jackie. you're such a gapperd! Bennett is a boy and therefore goes to Brophy! geezz

gapperd by Tillahizz February 10, 2009

gaypertunistic 

Gaypertunisitc is when a "straight" person acts gay to get something they want.

Chris was low on cash so he went to the local gay bar to be gaypertunistic and have the old trolls by him drinks.

gaypertunistic by Gay boy MA May 26, 2010

Gapperoni 

Winning a race by any amount of carlengths over one. When you race someone’s 1.3 farttek in your grandmothers old fairmont, but he doesn’t realize you 5.3 swapped that whore.

Man I was delivering some gapperonis when John rolled his corolla to the redlight!

Gapperoni by Lsswapbro January 27, 2019

gapper

A derogatory term for a person originally from Saskatchewan, which is "The Gap" between Alberta and Manitoba.

Joe: What the hell, that car just cut us off!
Billy: F*cking gappers! Go back to your own province!

gapper by CL_ December 26, 2007