Geppert

a Geppert (noun) is a cross between a hobbit and a giraffe. It is a curious mix of species, feeds on the leaves of small plants and lives in green spaces surrounded by suburbs.

Also used an an insult, especially to people who have this surname.

"you are the biggest Geppert I know, dude"

"hey, who are you calling a Geppert?"
"You, cus you look like a hobbit AND a giraffe"

"as we can see from the slide, the Geppert does enjoy chasing antelope, but is actually a herbivore"

by Robjb April 4, 2008

dirty Goppert

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.

Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!

by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019

Gappert

A strange or uncomfortable situation. Often seen in new relationships when there is nothing to say.

Bill and Cindy are such gappert huggers.

by goldenbeans84 April 30, 2012

Gexpert

One who is informally educated on the anthropological study of gay men. Typically female, this expert on homosexuality pays a great deal of attention to understanding cultural behavior within the gay community. A cerebral twist on the term 'Fag Hag'.

Trendy Hipster Girl #1: So did you hear, Tom's totally into guys now!

Trendy Hipster Girl #2: I saw that one coming from a mile away. I'm pretty much a Gexpert.

by Munee Penee November 4, 2009

Geppettophile

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.

Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.

by daveyhell November 15, 2011

Geppett

Something nasty and foul. Disgusting and rancid. Minging, rank, putrid.
The slang term is based upon Pinocchio’s nasty ass dad, Geppetto. Who stinks like shit all the time because of his exceptionally poor hygiene.

“Ugh, change your trousers. They’re mega geppett”

“Ew, stinks of geppett in here”

by Period poo peter December 7, 2022

Geppetto

A funny spin on the word pedophile. This is based upon the story of Pinnochio where Geppetto makes a little wooden boy and dances with him. Plus it's also fun to say "Geppettophile"

Dude, stop trying to get with little boys you Geppetto.

by Pongo January 2, 2009