a Geppert (noun) is a cross between a hobbit and a giraffe. It is a curious mix of species, feeds on the leaves of small plants and lives in green spaces surrounded by suburbs.

Also used an an insult, especially to people who have this surname.
"you are the biggest Geppert I know, dude"

"hey, who are you calling a Geppert?"
"You, cus you look like a hobbit AND a giraffe"

"as we can see from the slide, the Geppert does enjoy chasing antelope, but is actually a herbivore"
by Robjb April 4, 2008
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