When you almost get laid, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

when you are trying to make it to the bathroom, but shit in your pants before you make it to the toilet.

a couple playing with each other, especially each other's sexual organs

A fail or mistake of epic proportion

When a female is receiving sex in the doggy style position and her partner becomes overzealous and slips his wang into her pooper.

Its when the person you love can't stay with you because they can't keep there happy sack tied down to you while still remain in love with you.

When you're carrying a baby and you drop it.