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gappetizer

When a woman spreads her legs in a seductive manner to let a man know that she wants to have sex with him.

Textbook example of "gappetizer": Sharon Stone in the movie "Basic Instinct".
After I saw her throw me that gappetizer, I knew it was going to be a great night for me!

She gave him a little "gappetizer" to get his attention and thought to herself,"He's mine now Bitches!"
by Ready! May 26, 2014
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gappetizer

Laying car lengths on an opponent in a drag race .
My car with the new mods is going to be handing out gappetizers .
by leavin steven October 8, 2019
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Gappetizer

When you beat the snot out of another fast car , but in reality just give him a taste of being gapped .
That slow ford thought he was fast , I handed him a gappetizer for dinner .
by leavin steven October 6, 2019
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Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.
Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011
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Fappetizer

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.
I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
by 011000110 April 13, 2015
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Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.
by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009
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Appetizer

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.
Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.
by Kanda March 27, 2007
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