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Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.
by Echelon August 23, 2005
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Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
by A. Danish November 27, 2007
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As close to being American as a Canadian can get.
What do you mean Cletus is from Alberta? I thought he was a Texan!
by Transuranic Arquebus January 23, 2019
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scenery wise, alberta looks like colordo, with the towering rockies in the west and flat plains in the east. edmonton and calgary are the 2 biggest cities, and they hate each other. alberta is the texas of canada. much more consevative than any other province, and sitting on oil riche$
by Provincial Mood December 14, 2007
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A province in Canada, Alberta is a provinced filled with rednecks with their lifted Dodges. Dodge RAM 1500 pickups are extremely common and you would usually see at least one during your commute. Its like the Texas of Canada. There is a Dodge dealership in every town, the two major cities Edmonton and Calgary hate each other, and mountains. People usually work in the trades such as a welder or an oil rig technician and make good money so many Newfies (Newfoundlanders) come here for a job. Then they usually buy a house and finance a Dodge RAM. We are famous for our beef because you cant live without beef. Everyone in Alberta hates their premier, Rachel Notley because of the Carbon tax because everything is more expensive.
Jim: Hey bud, go over there to Alberta. They got jobs over there.
by SloppySandbagz January 09, 2017
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The Texas of Canada. Full of hard nosed blue collar conservatives that are rich in oil. The only province, territory, or state in North America that is so economically powerful it could be its own nation (and should be, just to be dicks to Quebec).

The number one past time of Albertans is working, when they aren't working they are usually getting drunk. This is due to there being absolutely nothing else to do in Alberta. Other provinces hate Alberta for its wealth and general arrogant attitude, but often sympathize with them afterwards when they realized what a mundane place it is to live in.
Albertan: (shouting) I'm Albertan bitch!

Guy #1: That guy is a dick! And I think he's drunk.

Guy #2: You would be drunk too if you had to live there.
by Tokey41 April 08, 2011
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(alˈbərtə) verb. To aggressively drive one's vehicle as if it had high clearance 4x4, regardless of the vehicle's said ability. Often includes taking three parking stalls. Termed after the driving habits of the eponymous Canadian province.
This road is not wide enough for a u-turn, watch me alberta it.
by Aaron is Rad August 27, 2013
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