gaypertunity

A time when you get to do something that a homosexual would do.

Person 1: I was alone with him in the office for twenty minutes!
Person 2: Did you do something?
Person 1: I missed my gaypertunity.

by ssskinner June 2, 2010

gaypertunistic

Gaypertunisitc is when a "straight" person acts gay to get something they want.

Chris was low on cash so he went to the local gay bar to be gaypertunistic and have the old trolls by him drinks.

by Gay boy MA May 26, 2010