gapperd

n. a person who can't remember something obvious or common knowledge. Someone who doesn't notice or realize something that is right in front of them.

Bennett- What school do I go to again?
Jackie- duh! this is xavier!
Tillea- wow jackie. you're such a gapperd! Bennett is a boy and therefore goes to Brophy! geezz

by Tillahizz February 10, 2009

Gapped

To lose really badly in a race, usually as it applies in motorcycle and car racing. Someone who has been gapped has lost a race so badly that he or she should strongly consider finding a new hobby.

Beating someone by half a car length is not a "gap." You must beat someone by an absolutely humiliating distance, like two or more bus lengths.

Joe thought he could take on Greg's corvette, but he got gapped and everyone saw.

by 187um October 17, 2016

Gappert

A strange or uncomfortable situation. Often seen in new relationships when there is nothing to say.

Bill and Cindy are such gappert huggers.

by goldenbeans84 April 30, 2012

Random Gapper

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.

Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.

by mammoth boy May 27, 2011

Gapped it

New Zealand Slang for 'leaving suddenly', or 'going for the gap'

Rangi - Bro, I went to meet this chick from Tinder, but she was a minga!
Wiremu - What did you do bro?
Rangi - I gapped it hard

by churbro June 1, 2018

Gapped

What happens when you try to race a Honda Civic with a laptop riding shotgun

Damn! You’re gonna get Gapped

by Puxplz July 1, 2021

Gapped Up

Drilling her ass good and leaving her gapping and twitching. A sight to behold.

Go take a peek at Rachel. She's still on the bed all gapped up.

Impressive braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017