FITAL

Meaning 'floating in the air laughing', this is when you lol while under the influence

You are so funny right now. But you never are when I'm sober. FITAL.

by tourettetwin May 5, 2010

FIBAL

Filling In Bubbles and Lines

The acronym is often used as an adjective to describe the layout of an exam desired. Fibal papers have questions in the form of multiple-choice, contain True/False questions, and may give hints to the answers by using lead-ins. Fibal exams maximize the chances of passing and maintaining a progressive GPA. The acronym FIBAL is often confused with feeble, which means lacking in physical or mental strength.

Due to substantial underemployment found in the United States and the United Kingdom, the term Fibal Degree has been used recently to characterize a Bachelor of Science/Arts.

Alan: “Michael, I didn’t see you in Economics today.”
Michael: “Yeah I skipped because I had to study for Professor Adams’ History exam.”
Alan: “You skipped for that! Rate My Professors says Adams only gives fibal exams! Oh my god, you basically took this exact History class in high school!”
Michael: “I know, but in high school the tests had four options! Morgan’s tests have A-B-C-D and E!”

by IncorporatedStates.gov June 6, 2015

Fatal ejaction

The fist time you ejaculate after a vasectomy. It's long awaited along with fear that it might be the most pain you have ever felt in your life.

It felt like I was playing Russian roulette with the first "fatal ejaction" after a vasectomy.

by Caveman100 May 17, 2014

Fatal fumble

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked

I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.

by Summerbees May 24, 2011

Final Exams

A stupid ass test which you spend all your fucking damn time studying for. They are completely useless as hell and can kiss my ass.

Fuck final exams! They are so fucking pointless!

by Rebellereign May 21, 2017

femme fatale

An extremely intelligent, attractive and seductive woman who has a tendency to use men in many ways either for sex, money, help, attention, support. She never falls in love with a man, but rather uses him and takes the advantages that he gives her. Usually her heart is already broken and incapable of love and intimacy because of her dark past and troubling history. She might have loved once and trusted someone but was betrayed and failed at and her deceptions of the past left irrevocable scars. She is amazing in bed and at all the arts of seduction but she only gives her body never her heart. She has lost all hope in menkind and does no longer believe in happy endings. She learned the hard way: her dark past taught her too well, she'll never make the same mistake twice.

Eva Green was a real femme fatale in casino royal, poor Mr. Bond.

by penriver June 24, 2016

Finale Stuff

Radio friendly term for cum, (usually male, but occasionally female). Coined by Lisa Way, radio personality from the Dave and Chuck the Freak show on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

I hope the foot sniffer didn't finale stuff until he got home.

He was hard to catch, because he never left finale stuff behind for evidence.

by CherrySigler October 28, 2013