9 definitions by Summerbees
The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
by Summerbees December 13, 2011
Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked
I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.
I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.
I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.
by Summerbees April 30, 2011
A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
by Summerbees November 3, 2011
As in instigator. Instigating posts made intentionally to piss you off. Not to be confused with trolls and their damn trolling, gator posts are done by someone PRETENDING to be against something. A gator touches a keyboard to push buttons for control of your mind or a thread.
by Summerbees January 25, 2012
People who just get the latest I-Phone without even considering any other phone on the market. They might like another brand more had they looked into it, but they don't care. They only need the I-Phone. Includes app developers who only design programs for I-Phones and completely ignore the entire Android OS as if it were a third world market.
Greg would love all the options on the HTC but he's an I-phoney.
I was trying to explain a widget to this I-phoney but they were looking at me like I was the crazy one!
I was trying to explain a widget to this I-phoney but they were looking at me like I was the crazy one!
by Summerbees November 16, 2011
by Summerbees March 4, 2012
A condition a person has whenever they see something online that's cool, unique, or unbelievable and they automatically think its staged, set up, or misleading.
by Summerbees November 25, 2013