felt

The act of taking all of an opponent's chips in a poker game, leaving him with nothing in front of him but the felt on the poker table.

"Simon just got felted with pocket rockets."

by ChrisTA87549 September 02, 2008

felt

Bike shorts that are not black and are tight enough to show all the contents of someone's package

Dude, did you check out the felt on those guys from Poland in the red kit?? Was that real or a potato?

by P.Pie May 04, 2007

felt

A fuzzy, soft fabric.
Also used to cover pool tables.

That pool table is covered with felt.

by ROAR! Bad kitty. October 19, 2004

felt

1. to recieve a punishing blow (getting felt)

2. to get any unpleasant treatment

3. to lose convincingly

Dude, don't pick a fight with him, you'll get felt!

"Did you win whilst playing Xbox?"
"No man, I got felt like an actual drunken teen"

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

Felt

Similar to using same in a sentence. Used when someone says something you agree with, or feel similarly about. A shortened version of "I felt that"

"I'm so tired of this Coronavirus lockdown. I just want to go out and get drinks with some friends."
"Mhm, felt."

by bruhyer May 05, 2020

felted

To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.

WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?

by RAZEit April 02, 2007

felted

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

by SavagePenguin February 06, 2010