Colesterbate
The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm
Colesterbate by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016
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Molesterbated
When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.
My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.
Molesterbated by Storm Front December 18, 2012
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clusterbate
Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.
clusterbate by mickmetoo September 9, 2009
Molesterbater
Molesterbater by IWasMolesterbatered June 12, 2011
molesterbate
After we arrived at my apartment from a decent meal at cheddars, Dale proceeded to pin me down on all fours and molesterbate on my genitalia.
molesterbate by MarshN December 29, 2011
molesterbate
To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent
molesterbate by Ria March 12, 2005
molesterbate
1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.
2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.
2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.
1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"
2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."
2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."
molesterbate by longduckdong August 5, 2014
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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