Colesterbate

The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm

My friend Cole attempted to colesterbate last night but was unsuccessful

by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016

Molesterbated

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.

My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.

by Storm Front December 18, 2012

clusterbate

Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.

Vera and flak are clusterbating on an illustration idea. They clusterbate on occasion.

by mickmetoo September 9, 2009

Molesterbater

When you molest someone with a werid accent.

Joe molesterbaters Teresa during health

by IWasMolesterbatered June 12, 2011

molesterbate

The art of molesting someone (or thing) by masturbating on and or for them.

After we arrived at my apartment from a decent meal at cheddars, Dale proceeded to pin me down on all fours and molesterbate on my genitalia.

by MarshN December 29, 2011

molesterbate

To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent

Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre

by Ria March 12, 2005

molesterbate

1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.

2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.

1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"

2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."

by longduckdong August 5, 2014