Definitions by longduckdong
KMAYS
"Hey Steve, the boss says we are closing tonight and sent James and Sarah home"
"Jesus fuck, this is the 3rd time this month... Straight bullshit..."
"Agreed. KMAYS"
"Look who bought us both tickets to see Hannah Montana!"
"Claire, you are 32..." *mutters* "KMAYS..."
"What was that?"
"I said I want a divorce"
"Jesus fuck, this is the 3rd time this month... Straight bullshit..."
"Agreed. KMAYS"
"Look who bought us both tickets to see Hannah Montana!"
"Claire, you are 32..." *mutters* "KMAYS..."
"What was that?"
"I said I want a divorce"
KMAYS by longduckdong May 7, 2021
Tracing the bowl
A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.
"Damn dude, you were gone a long time... is everything ok?"
"Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times"
"Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the bathroom floor again?"
"I told you, Sharon. It's called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing. You wouldn't understand; you're not a bro"
"I want a divorce."
"Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times"
"Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the bathroom floor again?"
"I told you, Sharon. It's called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing. You wouldn't understand; you're not a bro"
"I want a divorce."
Tracing the bowl by longduckdong January 6, 2019
molesterbate
1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.
2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.
2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.
1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"
2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."
2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."
molesterbate by longduckdong August 5, 2014
treptow
A method of critical thinking and problem solving. Uses analytical graphing to plot solutions, and predict certain outcomes.
treptow by LongDuckDong September 8, 2012