He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.
An unsuccessful fuckboy acts like a regular fuckboy but no one wants him. He tries to be popular but everyone thinks he’s just a bit strange. But some people maybe so desperate that they will date him.
The act of opening a boxed product and failing to repack the box successfully.
Taking out a product to examine in a department store whilst trying to put back together before a salesmen see's what you have done to the product, will most definetely incure "U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome).
Jacob: ‘Sander, why you got yo’self a hooker bro?’
Sander: ‘Yeah bro... I was unsuccesexful for like a month so I had to get myself back in the game y’know?’
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.