Urban Dictionary: junk

Top definition

1. Seemingly useless rubbish which sits around for months and is inevitably disposed of the day before it is needed.

2. A reference to something of little or no value

3. The male genitalia

4. A kind of chinese boat

5. Heroin

1. "Where is the February 2002 issue of Playboy... it was here yesterday?!?"
- "Dude I chucked that, the pages were stuck and shit, it was junk"

2. Suped up Honda Civics and bubble gum pop music are junk

3. "Daaaamn! check this out, dude just got kicked in the junk"

4. "Did you see the Jackie Chan movie where hes fighting on the junk in Hong Kong harbour?

5. "Oi! Get off the junk and straighten up your shyte life!"

by whiskymack February 22, 2005

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Jan 15 Word of the Day

Nussy

The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.

“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

“uwu”

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020