Coasterbate
Truckers who are on the road for days or weeks at a time will often coasterbate to stave off boredom.
Coasterbate by Grogathor May 26, 2017
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Crysterbate
Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster
Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008
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crapsterbate
the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006
chawsterbate
Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012
chaterbate
chaterbate by footes March 19, 2014
Coasterteam
The headless head giver and main dev for all Pinewood Builders related things. Which includes Kronos, a multi-purpose program for Pinewood that always refuses to fucking load keybinds properly.
""""""Owner"""""" and Architect of The Mayhem Syndicate (TMS), an African-based terrorist group created to fight a private army owned by a British quintillionaire with red eyes.
Dynamic Gameplay™
He also likes trains or something.
""""""Owner"""""" and Architect of The Mayhem Syndicate (TMS), an African-based terrorist group created to fight a private army owned by a British quintillionaire with red eyes.
Dynamic Gameplay™
He also likes trains or something.
Coasterteam by LordSuperSucc February 12, 2021
crasturbate
to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
crasturbate by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005
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