Coasterbate

The act of masturbating while driving down the road.

Truckers who are on the road for days or weeks at a time will often coasterbate to stave off boredom.

by Grogathor May 26, 2017

Crysterbate

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

by leTed August 24, 2008

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

by mr.salty May 28, 2006

chawsterbate

when you masturbate with a dip (chaw) in your lip.

Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."

by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012

chaterbate

Masturbating while on a chat group

I was jerking off while April described her wetness on the chaterbate group

by footes March 19, 2014

Coasterteam

The headless head giver and main dev for all Pinewood Builders related things. Which includes Kronos, a multi-purpose program for Pinewood that always refuses to fucking load keybinds properly.

""""""Owner"""""" and Architect of The Mayhem Syndicate (TMS), an African-based terrorist group created to fight a private army owned by a British quintillionaire with red eyes.

Dynamic Gameplay™

He also likes trains or something.

Coasterteam fucked my dad and trello-banned me for calling a Captain a nonce.

by LordSuperSucc February 12, 2021

crasturbate

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.

last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated

by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005