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Crysterbate 

The art of crying while you masturbate.
Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster
Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008

Chestermite 

A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.
I wonder of that Chestermite buys his clothes at the same place he buys his car batteries?
Chestermite by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011

chawsterbate 

when you masturbate with a dip (chaw) in your lip.
Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012

chaterbate 

I was jerking off while April described her wetness on the chaterbate group
chaterbate by footes March 19, 2014

Camsterbate

The act of mastermating on cam.
I barged in on Tom camsterbating with Susan and Janet. I didn't know they liked to camsterbate.
Camsterbate by CromwellsWorld April 18, 2009

chasturbate 

to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)
I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though
chasturbate by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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