Definitions by Ria

molesterbate 

To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent

Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre

molesterbate by Ria March 12, 2005

KL0W/\/ 

A frightening person with a very large smile, Or a strangely shaped face. Can also be used as a verb.

Noun: That guy at the entrance is a KL0W/\/!!

Verb: You'd better not KL0W/\/!! Its f*cking SCARY

KL0W/\/ by Ria March 6, 2005

TJ Maxx 

1. A t.j. with a huge penis

2. A crappy store

HOLY CRAP!! That guy's a TJ maxx!!

TJ Maxx by Ria March 6, 2005

Gurch

The man iv always loved and always will love

I had an amazing boyfriend called Gurch

Gurch by Ria November 7, 2004

espish 

Derived from ESP (extra sensory perceptions); the state of giving or receiving said perceptions simultaneously (i.e. having the same thoughts, saying the same things, doing the same things as another person at exactly the same time).
Credited to SAN, 2004

"Are you espishing what I'm espishing?" (translation: are you thinking of doing what I'm thinking of doing?)

"Is that girl wearing a skirt with her belt or a belt with her skirt?"
"Espish!"

espish by ria November 2, 2004

smart ass 

Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)

We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.

smart ass by ria June 7, 2004

DOMINIRICAN 

dominican and puerto rican

she is a dominirican nena.

DOMINIRICAN by RIA November 29, 2003