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molesterbation 

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.
Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?
molesterbation by czainsaw July 16, 2008

Molesterbated 

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.
My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.
Molesterbated by Storm Front December 18, 2012

molesterbate 

The art of molesting someone (or thing) by masturbating on and or for them.
After we arrived at my apartment from a decent meal at cheddars, Dale proceeded to pin me down on all fours and molesterbate on my genitalia.
molesterbate by MarshN December 29, 2011

MOLESTERGATE 

The act of a pedophile weighing options on which child pray to molest.
That dirty old pedophile is molestergateingthose children . He has been running the mostlergation for weeks! And the main mostergated child became petafullishish.
And the pedophile said to the child as they were walking into the forest "you think you're scared I got to walk out of here alone!"
MOLESTERGATE by Jimber N ambee January 30, 2018

molesturbates 

When you molest the shit out of the other persons genitals
Come here baby, let me molest you why I masturbate to your molesturbates
molesturbates by Unicornaqua May 15, 2018

molesterbate 

To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent
Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre
molesterbate by Ria March 12, 2005
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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