clusterbate
Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.
clusterbate by mickmetoo September 9, 2009
Words you can keep
Clusterbark
When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.
If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.
If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.
Clusterbark by suchacyn December 8, 2009
Related Words
Crysterbate
Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster
Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008
Clusterbama
Clusterbama by Mackerel Daddy March 3, 2010
clusterbag
to be picked on or publicly ridiculed by more than one person at the same time, esp. on the internet.
Manny: Dude, I feel soooo bad for Martha. Did you see how brutally she got clusterbagged last night on the school's political forum site? It was aching!
Moe: Man, she was asking for it.
Jack: Word!
Moe: Man, she was asking for it.
Jack: Word!
clusterbag by headspice February 24, 2009
clitterbate
When a girl masturbates primarily with the clitoris. She stimulates the clitoris until she arrives at orgasm.
Jennie: Hey Jeff, I have to go home
Jeff: How come?
Jennie: My parents aren't home, and I really want to clitterbate.
or
Jennie: Oh man, I had the best orgasm last night
Jeff: Oh? Why is that?
Jennie: I clitterbated, best orgasm of my life
Jeff: How come?
Jennie: My parents aren't home, and I really want to clitterbate.
or
Jennie: Oh man, I had the best orgasm last night
Jeff: Oh? Why is that?
Jennie: I clitterbated, best orgasm of my life
clitterbate by jryanc333 October 29, 2009
Camsterbate
Camsterbate by CromwellsWorld April 18, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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