Beorn 

came from the lord of the rings movie. Smart, wise, and knows how to please a woman in bed. Friendly , lovable, 100% hubbie material

I just married a beorn two months ago

Beorn by mrsslburns December 20, 2015

Bernadeth 

Bernadeth is a person who has many different personalities and will use them on different people who suit it. She can cause trouble but can also solve the problem to most hardest question. She’s a true friend to have and she will stay in her boundaries if needed. It could take a long time to adjust her her attitude and her strength of negotiations because she can cut you down in seconds. She’s very emotionally driven but she will only let her brain to decide if she has lost all faith, she’ll leave you if you show signs of leaving her and slowly depart from your friendship together but really you need a friend like her to see you till the end-she’s like a mother but more dangerous and fun.

A: damn, Bernadeth almost killed name because she wanted to die
B: she’s our second mom, she’ll always do her best to protect us

Bernadeth by PotatoArt February 20, 2018

Bernaciak

1.
a person adept at lying, cajolery, or glib self-serving talk.
2.
a person adept at swindling by means of confidence games; swindler.

I took my car to the locale mechanic and i got Bernaciaked..
I got Bernaciaked AGAIN!!
Play by the rules Bernaciak!!

Bernaciak by bubble bob October 2, 2016

bernardino 

Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.

Bernardino is a great family man!

bernardino by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016

Bernardi Party 

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

Bernardi Party by Tobster September 21, 2012

Beerny

A state of beer-craving; Usually results from a combination of boredom and thirst and can be induced by any conversation involving beer, brewing or a post-work visit to a brewery, brew pub, bar etc. Similar to being horny, except gratification can only be achieved by drinking beer.

John: You look pretty down, what's up?
Adam: I am seriously beerny right now.
John: Well we can stop off at the brew pub on the way home and pick up a pint or two.
Adam: Sounds good to me!

Beerny by ZBT4Lyfe1 August 24, 2012

Bernard Madoff 

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).

The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

Bernard Madoff by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2013