bernardino

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Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.

Bernardino is a great family man!

bernardino by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016

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san bernardino

A city of 180,000 people in the heart of the Inland Empire in Southern California. Thanks to pollution, a low stanadard of living, and extremely high crime rate, it has become known as the Armpit of California.

San Bernardino sucks.

san bernardino by sketch January 17, 2005

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San Bernardino

A city in southern California bereft of fun. The best thing to do there is to pack up and get the fuck out. It smells like urban decay and broken dreams. It also smells like raw sewage for some reason, though after careful investigation you won't find any processing plant. More likely it's the high concentration of ghetto-ass people.

Only notable for being the origin of the McDonalds franchise in 1940. Nothing significant has happened since. Not that it matters, because most of the inhabitants here are so ignorant and shallow that it wouldn't matter if the most important human discovery had taken place here; no one would care. Give them American Idol and Twilight and they are perfectly happy to ignore anything else.

In Soviet Russia, San Bernardino lives in you.

San Bernardino by WickedLife7 May 11, 2011

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san bernardino

is a city where you would literally get your ass ate by a tweaker its bad bro foos be tweaking it and the whole city be smelling like ass cheeks

hey fred did you go to that bootleg wanna be mall on waterman san bernardino ?

fred: yeah john its literally gay it smelled like shit

san bernardino by anonymous December 28, 2020

San Bernardino

a city in California known as the mullet and meth lab capital of the world.
Police fear San Bernadino.

The citizens open fire at any Crown Vic as a matter of principle.

San Bernardino by thE oNe anD OnLy JACKASS July 30, 2004

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san bernardino

San Bernardino was once a simple farming community.Someone opened the gates & now it is poor,crime ridden,mean & ugly. REALLY SUCKS

They cut down orange groves & vinyards.Ran off farmers & now taking I-210 to our crosstown 30 & bringing all that traffic!

san bernardino by R. B. aka The Mama June 6, 2005

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San Bernardino

People like to exaggerate about how bad it really is. Just stay in the north area and you'll be just dandy.

I've been living in San Bernardino all my life

San Bernardino by Surfingbird June 20, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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