married

Friends with tax benefits.

My roommates Tim and Derek are thinking of getting married so they can afford seperate bedrooms.

by theplaidpen January 06, 2018

married

A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.

Why the fuck did I ever get married to that frigid gold-digger cunt?

by Floss 69 January 22, 2006

Marrie

She is the most beautiful girl in the world. They make you happy just being around them and anyone would be lucky to have them. They are super funny and have a lot of charm. You will catch feeling that you never thought you had.

Did you see Marrie earlier she’s so cute and has a great personality

by J cans November 16, 2019

Married

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

marri

A super fun girl with a lot of spunk. She is very outgoing and up for anything. At times she can be a little wild but everyone loves her. She is known for her breath-taking beauty. Most marri's are country girls and like to play in the dirt!

Look at Marri out there rootin in her 4 by 4 raisin hell with the boys.

by Marri Robinson March 14, 2008

Married

The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.

"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.

by tuds January 19, 2009

Married

Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits

"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"

by the_unknown November 29, 2012