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What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine.
The only reason you searched up horny on urban dictionary is to read the erotic definitons so you can either fap or finger yourself to it. :)
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by an anonymous girl_ZaX October 10, 2017
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When you desperately want to have sex
You watch him walk in with a bulge in his pants. You rip off his shirt as he unbuttons your blouse and you slowly rub your clothed pussy against his erected boner. You tease him and dry fuck him as you devilishly look him in the eye. He grabs you and slams you against the bed licking his lips and gets on top of you. He unbuttons his boxers revealing his 9" monster cock. You grab onto his shoulders and he makes out with you. His dick strokes your cunt and your tongue explores his whole mouth. Your wet pussy intensifies and you suddenly grow so horny you flip him over suddenly. You hop onto his dick and ride it like a cow girl. You move forwards and backwards up and down and bob up and down while he holds your hips. He then throws you back onto the bed so your back arches against the edge and he penetrates your slippery pussy as he bites your tits. You grab onto his shoulder blades as he fucks you deeper and deeper.

Man that made me horny..
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Hornlike or resembling a horn. Bet you didn't expect that while scrolling through the erotic things other people have written.
"I'm horny."
"Really???"
"Yup, I have six horns. Horniest member of my Dragon Club."
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by TheRogueToast June 28, 2018
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When you want the D or P really bad.
Kate sits through chemistry by her extremely gorgeous friend Jacob. Just looking at him makes her even more wet. She imagines his dick pounding and penetrating her as hard as he can. She almost moans out loud from desire. Jacob's hand slips down her pants. She gasps then whispers in his ear. "Ditch your next class with me." He nods, knowing what it means. Finally Chemistry was over and Kate and Jacob start walking through the halls, finding a place of secrecy. They end up in the storage room."Jacob, fuck me, fuck me so damn hard. Please" Kate screams. She takes off her shirt revealing her gigantic double Ds. Jacob takes off his shirt then peels off his pants revealing a 10-inch cock. Jacob cannot wait and starts rubbing his cock vigorously until Kate has her pants fully off. Her pussy and all around it is drenched from being so horny. She moves his hands out of the way and starts licking his cock. He moans in pleasure and she begins to gag from going to deep. He grabs her pussy and rubs it hard. She screams with pleasure. He shoves her on the ground fondling her breasts. He grabs her arms and holds her down then shoves his dick deep inside of her. He goes very slow. She screams everytime he gets deeper than before. Kate begins to moan and plead for more. Jacob answers her wish and fucks her as fast and hard as he can. He goes faster and faster with each thrust. They're both screaming and moaning. Kate squirts all over his dick then Jacobs cums inside her.
by asdfghjklqwertyioewhjfoi December 08, 2012
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Being extremely and want some sort of pleasure.

Girls- when your pussy lubricates/wet
Guys- when your dick becomes hard
One day, I was incredibly horny. My pussy was throbbing and soaking through my thong. Fortunately, it was the weekend and my family was gone.
I went to the bathroom and went into the bathtub that just got filled up. I rubbed my clit in quick motions (back and forth, back and forth) and wanted more. I got the adjustable shower head and put it right above my throbbing clit.
The warm water was pounding on me, and God did it feel good. I sat onto the perimeter on the bathtub and let it pour on my clit. I was moaning and groaning and feel like I was gonna explode.
"More," I thought. "I want so much more fucking more."
I dug two fingers into my hole, moaning and jerking my body. I pushed them in slowly, then pushed hard to get it to touch the G-spot. I pulled out slow this time, and pushed in hard. I did this continuously, until I needed to do it harder and faster.
I could feel my pussy pulse around my fingers, and I was just about to orgasm, but I stopped.
I got out of the tub and ran into my room. I looked through my drawers and got my 10 inch vibrator. Then, I quickly walked backed into the bathtub.
In a slow motion, I took the vibrator into my hole. I did not jerk it in out or side to side. I just let it touch my G-spot, and I moaned and groaned and began to orgasm.
Soon, I picked up the pace. I jerked the vibrator in all sorts of positions and I was shaking with pleasure.
With a mighty orgasm, I squirted--far. It was the best orgasm I've ever had.
by TheSquirter March 28, 2012
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Britany's friends had just got here for the annual sleepover. every year, one person would get chosen to go into her dark closet. then the person would
choose one person to come inside and have sex with them. then the person who had got chosen would decide if they wanted to become bf and gf. all the names were put into a hat and chosen. she realises that she is super horny. BRITTANY! she looks up to hear her name called.

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by youarehopelessyhorny January 14, 2019
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Girls- pussy feels like a lake
Boys- dick gets hard forming a tent in the pants.
After I got home from work I decided to go to a bar since I am extremely horny. I putted on my sluttier dress and headed out.

When I got there I ordered a drink and a hot girl came and sat by me.

“Do you want to do it now?” She asked me making me wet.

“Of course”

We went into the girls bathroom and locked the door already making out.

I took her dress off and began sucking her beautiful big tits. She let out loud moans.

I got on my knees and placed one of her legs on my shoulder and started to eat her out.

“fuck me harder” she yelled and I sped up the pace.

My tongue circling her clit making she scream in pleasure and play with my hair and her tits.

“I AM GONNA...”

“Dont tell. Show” I went back to sucking her.

And she did. She came all over my face.

“Your turn” she said naughtyly.

“She picked me up and placed me on the balcony and started to finger me.

She took my dress off and tossed it somewhere.

She started to pump me harder and I yelled in pleasure.

A huge wave of pleasure struck me and I squirted everywhere.

We were panting and covered in cum.

But we didn’t stop we fucked the whole night until the bar closed.

I still masturbate remembering that
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by Horny all the time September 08, 2018
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