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What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine.
The only reason you searched up horny on urban dictionary is to read the erotic definitons so you can either fap or finger yourself to it. :)
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When you desperately want to have sex
You watch him walk in with a bulge in his pants. You rip off his shirt as he unbuttons your blouse and you slowly rub your clothed pussy against his erected boner. You tease him and dry fuck him as you devilishly look him in the eye. He grabs you and slams you against the bed licking his lips and gets on top of you. He unbuttons his boxers revealing his 9" monster cock. You grab onto his shoulders and he makes out with you. His dick strokes your cunt and your tongue explores his whole mouth. Your wet pussy intensifies and you suddenly grow so horny you flip him over suddenly. You hop onto his dick and ride it like a cow girl. You move forwards and backwards up and down and bob up and down while he holds your hips. He then throws you back onto the bed so your back arches against the edge and he penetrates your slippery pussy as he bites your tits. You grab onto his shoulder blades as he fucks you deeper and deeper.

Man that made me horny..
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Hornlike or resembling a horn. Bet you didn't expect that while scrolling through the erotic things other people have written.
"I'm horny."
"Really???"
"Yup, I have six horns. Horniest member of my Dragon Club."
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by TheRogueToast June 28, 2018
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When you want the D or P really bad.
Kate sits through chemistry by her extremely gorgeous friend Jacob. Just looking at him makes her even more wet. She imagines his dick pounding and penetrating her as hard as he can. She almost moans out loud from desire. Jacob's hand slips down her pants. She gasps then whispers in his ear. "Ditch your next class with me." He nods, knowing what it means. Finally Chemistry was over and Kate and Jacob start walking through the halls, finding a place of secrecy. They end up in the storage room."Jacob, fuck me, fuck me so damn hard. Please" Kate screams. She takes off her shirt revealing her gigantic double Ds. Jacob takes off his shirt then peels off his pants revealing a 10-inch cock. Jacob cannot wait and starts rubbing his cock vigorously until Kate has her pants fully off. Her pussy and all around it is drenched from being so horny. She moves his hands out of the way and starts licking his cock. He moans in pleasure and she begins to gag from going to deep. He grabs her pussy and rubs it hard. She screams with pleasure. He shoves her on the ground fondling her breasts. He grabs her arms and holds her down then shoves his dick deep inside of her. He goes very slow. She screams everytime he gets deeper than before. Kate begins to moan and plead for more. Jacob answers her wish and fucks her as fast and hard as he can. He goes faster and faster with each thrust. They're both screaming and moaning. Kate squirts all over his dick then Jacobs cums inside her.
by asdfghjklqwertyioewhjfoi December 08, 2012
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Being extremely and want some sort of pleasure.

Girls- when your pussy lubricates/wet
Guys- when your dick becomes hard
One day, I was incredibly horny. My pussy was throbbing and soaking through my thong. Fortunately, it was the weekend and my family was gone.
I went to the bathroom and went into the bathtub that just got filled up. I rubbed my clit in quick motions (back and forth, back and forth) and wanted more. I got the adjustable shower head and put it right above my throbbing clit.
The warm water was pounding on me, and God did it feel good. I sat onto the perimeter on the bathtub and let it pour on my clit. I was moaning and groaning and feel like I was gonna explode.
"More," I thought. "I want so much more fucking more."
I dug two fingers into my hole, moaning and jerking my body. I pushed them in slowly, then pushed hard to get it to touch the G-spot. I pulled out slow this time, and pushed in hard. I did this continuously, until I needed to do it harder and faster.
I could feel my pussy pulse around my fingers, and I was just about to orgasm, but I stopped.
I got out of the tub and ran into my room. I looked through my drawers and got my 10 inch vibrator. Then, I quickly walked backed into the bathtub.
In a slow motion, I took the vibrator into my hole. I did not jerk it in out or side to side. I just let it touch my G-spot, and I moaned and groaned and began to orgasm.
Soon, I picked up the pace. I jerked the vibrator in all sorts of positions and I was shaking with pleasure.
With a mighty orgasm, I squirted--far. It was the best orgasm I've ever had.
by TheSquirter March 28, 2012
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The Felling you get after reading this:

It was our school dance tonight and I wanted to look as pretty as ever, hopefully to impress my crush. I spent 2 full hours in my bed room putting on the PERFECT dress and making my hair and my makeup look absolutely gorgeous.

When I finally arrived at the dance I could not help but stare at my crush. He looked so amazing in his suit. I started to dance until I caught my crushes eyes. He watched me shake my booty, then slowly started to make his way over.

"I never knew you could dance like that," he said and grabbed me around the waist. I kept shaking my butt against him while he kept his arms wrapped tightly around my waist. I started to feel a bulge in his pants and he started moaning and grabbing me harder while he dry fucked me in the ass.
I stopped and he moaned desperately.

"Come with me" he said. He took me by the hand and let me outside into the boys locker room. I could see his pants almost about to rip apart. I walked up to him slowly and stood there for a second making deep eye contact, and he towards me started passionately making out with me, trying to get all of me. "Oh Alex..." I moaned getting horny. "Mmmm."
My hands slipped into his pants and i could already feel some precum. He smiled and pushed me down. I slipped off his pants and started making out with his lovely 9in dick with him pushing my head into it. I grabbed his balls with one hand and his butt with the other. I swirled my tongue around his shaft and on the tip. His mouth was quivering and I started to gag when he pushing my head in farther. Then, he stopped pushing me and I slammed him into a locker kissing again. His ripped off my clothes and pushed me to the floor. I shivered in joy when one finger slowly slipped inside of me. He lowered himself down and starting making out with my clit. He sucked and nipple and it felt so good. I was moaning and me toes were curling up. "Give to me." I moaned.

He got on top of me then and started shallow fucking me. But it wasn't enough "MORE" I cried. "Harder" He started thrusting hard and fast. I felt it all go in and I orgasm and felt his hot cum inside me and I screamed so loud Alex had to kiss me once more to force me to be quiet. "OH GOD!! Alex!! Fuck me! Fuck me!" He moaned and squeeze my butt "You're so MHMMM, oh god its amazing". Just seeing his huge dick ram into me. sparks of joy flew through me

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by 74janyell May 10, 2012
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Laraine sat in class. Watching her teacher teach. She became very wet and horny. She was daydreaming about what it would be like to have sex with him. She let out an involuntary moan.

Mr. Dickson hear this and his attention flew to Laraine.

"Miss. Vagil, is there a problem?"

She let out another moan, but quickly realized she was still in the middle of her history class. She blushed and tried to cover it up.

"Uhm.... No sir."

"See me after school"

The bell rang. It was time for Laraines detention.

She decided to sit in the back of the classroom so that she would be able to finger herself as she was still very much horny. Unfortunately, her plan to sit far away failed. He saw.

"Laraine"--he had never actually called her this before. It had always been Miss. Vagil--"Laraine... what are you doing?"

"I'm sorry. I was thinking about how big your dick must be and how much I want you in me."

"Come here please"

She walked up to his desk and he got up. She could see the bulge in his pants. She couldnt stop staring. He cleared his throat to get her attention.

"You're thinking of me?" she slyly asked as she grazed her hand over the bulge.

"Now, Laraine, It is perfectly normal for a 20 year old woman to have sexual feelings. But I feel that university is much more important"

"What are you going to do about it?" she asked as she pressed her chest against his.

"I Really think that you need to relieve your sexual tensions and just fulfill your fantasy. Do what you want."

She moved down. Slowly making sure that her tits never left his body. She made her way back up just to tease him. She took his hand and put his hand up her skirt. He seemed suprised by the fact that she was not wearing any underpants. And besides that she was very, very wet. she took off his belt and slid off his pants. She began to blow him as fast as she possibly could. Then right before he came she pulled her dick out so he ejaculated all over her chest. She began to tittie fuck him. This only made him even more horny. He took control. He lifted her up and put her on his desk. He shoved his 9" dick in her deep tight pussy. She immediately climaxed.

"UHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUCKK MEEEE HAARRRRRRRRRRDDDD"

It was his turn to tease. He slowed down and now she was begging. "PLEASE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME HARDER I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!" he took out his dick and began to lick her pussy. She climaxed again. She came in her mouth. He kissed her so her own juices were in her mouth. "PUT IT IN NOW!" He obeyed this command. He fucked her hard since then. Until they were done. They fucked in that room for 3 hours until a teacher from down the hall came in.

Mr. Dickson did not get fired. Every friday, Laraine chooses to find some way to get detention. And every Friday, He gives it to her.
by HornyBitch69 April 09, 2009
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