GF:"where'd you go last night?"
BF:"i went to the movies with some friends."
GF:"your lying to me!" (cries)
by viktor vaughn November 22, 2007
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An art that is very hard to master and dangerous to fail at.
lying is good for dealing with authority figures.

For example:

boss: Joe! Did you get that report finished?

Joe: Yes, I'll have it on your desk by lunch.

where Joe hasn't got the report finished.
by Darth Azule February 9, 2010
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Something that nobody admits to doing, but something everybody does. Except me, of course.
Want to see somebody that mastered the art of lying? Just see our current president.
by smashdummies January 24, 2014
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a master degree in communication sciences only for women, while men can't lie.
Woman: You are the most handsome man I ever knew.
Man: ...

Woman: Where were you?
Man: With friends, as usual.
Woman: You are lying.
by suildur September 29, 2010
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1. not telling the truth.

2. reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Teen Wolf

Sheriff Stilinski: "So you lied to me?"
Stiles Stilinski : "That depends on how you define lying."
Sheriff Stilinski: "Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?"
Stiles Stilinski: "Reclining your body in a horizontal position."
by LiteralHumanTrash August 12, 2016
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is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At The Disco:
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
by helloimmadork October 9, 2006
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