what your girlfriend thinks your constantly doing.
GF:"where'd you go last night?"
BF:"i went to the movies with some friends."
GF:"your lying to me!" (cries)
BF:"i went to the movies with some friends."
GF:"your lying to me!" (cries)
by viktor vaughn November 22, 2007
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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lying is good for dealing with authority figures.
For example:
boss: Joe! Did you get that report finished?
Joe: Yes, I'll have it on your desk by lunch.
where Joe hasn't got the report finished.
For example:
boss: Joe! Did you get that report finished?
Joe: Yes, I'll have it on your desk by lunch.
where Joe hasn't got the report finished.
by Darth Azule February 09, 2010
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by Gonzo July 26, 2011
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The ability to use the least amount of information (from the given truth), bend it to your will, add some bullshit to it, and add a dash of charm/reality-distortion field, while slowly changing the topic
Mom: Did you clean your room
Son: Yes i did, and it looks beautiful, as do you, can i have some dinner now
(while lying to his mom
In reality, all the son did was clean the visible part of the room that his mom could see, and quickly changed the topic)
Son: Yes i did, and it looks beautiful, as do you, can i have some dinner now
(while lying to his mom
In reality, all the son did was clean the visible part of the room that his mom could see, and quickly changed the topic)
by TMK2 December 19, 2011
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Woman: You are the most handsome man I ever knew.
Man: ...
Woman: Where were you?
Man: With friends, as usual.
Woman: You are lying.
Man: ...
Woman: Where were you?
Man: With friends, as usual.
Woman: You are lying.
by suildur September 29, 2010
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by smashdummies January 24, 2014
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