Definitions by Tobster

Vmax 

To have reached the total number of vaginas that you need to have been in contact with in order to ensure a happy relationship moving forward long term.

Darren's relationship with Stephanie was solid because he had already reached his Vmax quota of vaginas and this had turned his roving eye into one badass monogamous one. If he had not reached his Vmax, it is doubtful that they would have married each other.

Vmax by Tobster January 1, 2015

Bernardi Party 

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

Bernardi Party by Tobster September 21, 2012

paunch 

asshole, douchebag, someone who needs to be kicked squarely between the eyes

Take your dick out of that, paunch!

paunch by tobster March 29, 2005