veylos

Abstraction from french etimology that indicates to illuminate, light, to take care/help/support.

John was really scared about the future of his company. The external team kept veylosing him.

veylos by veylos March 10, 2018

Velosarapture 

A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.

The velosarapture took the souls of every Twilight series fan in history while they were sleeping.

Velosarapture by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

Velostremeu

noun. An overwhelming happiness

adjective: velostremeuous

adverb: velostremeuously

On the hot summer day, the sound of the ice cream truck filled the children with velostremeu.

Velostremeu by smores18 June 5, 2017

veloscillator 

Combination of velocity and oscillator. Used to describe a driver on the same road as you, usually a lonely highway. You're traveling at a constant rate of speed, but that other jerk will go a little faster than you, pass you, and you'll be rid of him...but then he decides he's going too fast and lets off on his gas...then his car slowly makes his way back to you, and you pass him...then he speeds up and passes you...and then slows down....and over and over again. Usually ends up with you flooring your accelerator and putting so much distance between you that he can never catch up. Usually an old person, or someone from up north whose mind doesn't work quite right.

Me, to wife: What the hell is that guy doing?
Wife: Who?
Me: That douche right there. I passed his slow ass two miles back and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what is he doing? He's slowed down and I have to look at his dumb face again!
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
Me: Look at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have a crush on you.
Me: LOOK AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed him....I'm so sick of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!

veloscillator by Greyborzoi July 31, 2009

veloster turbo 

Someone who wanted something to show they have a wild side, big dick, and great taste. They chose it for a reason so when said, it’s highly looked upon

“That guy drives a veloster turbo, ain’t he dreamy”

veloster turbo by firehobo February 7, 2018

Velosexual 

A portmanteu of the French world velo (bike) and hypersexuality, describing a person who has an excessive preoccupation of sexual thoughts, urges, or behaviors towards the sport of cycling.

Wow! What a ride! I'm feeling very Velosexual right now.
Them Velosexuals are the hottest thing that came to cycling.

Velosexual by Velosexual March 18, 2021

velosia 

A nicer, more socially acceptable way of referring to the female vagina. (language of origin English College of charleston)

Hey (female name) hows your velosia?

If hitting on girl in a very intimate situation: I really want to thrust my package into your velosia...

velosia by Jim n nick May 3, 2009