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Velocirapture 

The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.
Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you
Velocirapture by bravesirrobert November 7, 2007
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Velocirapture 

The day when the Velociraptors come back to bring peace to this world.
Hey Timmy did you see joseph do the summoning ritual? he's going to bring forth the Velocirapture
Velocirapture by GIMOOSH February 18, 2022

VelociRapture 

(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)

The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;

History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;

Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.
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